Thursday, March 16, 2006

Indiana Jones IV

Yep, it is on the way.

I have a suggestion. Given that Harrison Ford will be 65 years old by the time the movie comes out, here is a possible title "Indiana Jones and the Medicare Maze."

Plotline: An aging Indy is struggling with health care and seeks out on one final adventure. The challenge in this movie will be to dicipher the riddle of Bushie's Medicare Part D. In the end he is able to cut through the red tape and purchase his prescription drugs at a discount. Thrilling!

10 comments:

deepie said...

It's sort of like the brief but classic "Death Wish" spoof on "The Simpsons." It's a trailer for "Death Wish 12" where we see an aging Charles Bronson lying on a hospital bed with an IV hooked to his arm and all he can say is, "Uhh. I wish I were dead!"

Classic! I just hope I don't end up laughing at Indy IV for the same reasons.

Justin's D! said...

Just bring back Cali and have him rip out Indy's heart to serve up to Shiva and call it a day.

matar-alloo said...

Whatever man...this movie will be great. They could bring back Shorty from Temple of Doom and have another collapsing bridge scene.

Justin's D! said...

I have a novel idea. Why not completely remake Temple of Doom with all of the original actors reprising their original roles. It would be fantastic comparing the two! Thoughts? Concerns?

deepie said...

One concern...Om Puri who played Mola Raam died a year or two ago. Who could take his place and make the statement, "You dare not do dat!" sound believable?

I wonder what Short-round is up to these days.

Rob said...

Love the idea. Actually, I think that concept would do very well for Hollywood. Think about Predator and the Rocky movies - particularly Rocky III (for Clubber Lang). Awesome.

I would go and see it. After a couple of beers it would be even better.

Justin's D! said...

Amitabh Bacchan? Sharukh Khan? Aren't they the only indian actors out there?

Rob said...

Just have Ben Kingsley do it. He was great in Gandhi.

Justin's D! said...

Just have Dutch or Rambo do it. They're great in Dutch and Rambo movies.

Rob said...

Awesome! A tour-de-force if they are in. Shoot, why not put them both in and just have them alternate scenes.