Bushie State of the Union Preview
Osam bin Laden's #2 man, Ayman Al-Zawahri has reappeared in a new video in which he threatens new U.S. attacks. Yet again, amazing timing. Bushie's numbers are still in the toilet and there are Republicans who have questions about his illegal spying. No doubt Bush will use it in his State of the Union to scare Americans again.
Here is a preview of Bushie's speech tonight (think about it in his fake Texas twang voice):
My fellow Americans, the state of our union is strong. I love the troops. Freedom is on the march. We are at still at war and I am Commander-in-Chief. Osama bin Laden. 9/11. Osama bin Laden. 9/11. Osama bin Laden. 9/11. The terrorists are scary and still want to attack us every day. We need personal health savings accounts, tax cuts and candy for everyone. The economy is growing but I know energy costs are too high. My solution - personal energy savings accounts. Gas prices a problem? Personal gas savings accounts. Social security is a problem, we'll do something. I'll probably propose personal retirement accounts again.
Remember, freedom is marching in Iraq. Democracy for all. I love the troops. bin Laden, bin Laden, bin Laden, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11. Blah Blah Blah.
I love you all. God bless America.